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@A33ii
Not because I'm bisexual means I'm attracted to every girl
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@A33ii
Listening to Cortney talk she has the most annoying voice. I can't even deal #90dayfiance
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All you girls that like to document your relationship for the TL, you proper know how to go silent when he starts fuckin up init.
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@A33ii
@A33ii i don't like to brag or nun
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When you forget to take u owna meat outta u owna freezer and your mom's rage of years gone by is all at once justified.
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@A33ii
Friends who tell you to "stop eat so much patty" are not your friends
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@A33ii
Darth Vader never says "Luke, I am your father" and Hannibal Lecter never says "hello clarice" two crazy examples of the Mandela effect.
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@A33ii
can it be someone's birthday already I wanna shove birthday cake down me
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when u look thru ur recent transactions tryin to find a mistake but there's no mistake cus it was u, it was all u pic.twitter.com/B8N9lqwz59
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
