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Alyssa Lerma
@AMarie488
BeyoncΓ© went from "Crazy in Love" to "You can watch my fat ass twist boy as I bounce to the next d!ck boy"
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Alyssa Lerma
@AMarie488
Cool my fever just went from 99.9 to 100.7 in 20 min.
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Alyssa Lerma
@AMarie488
Me & Alyssa are so fucking mean.
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Alyssa Lerma
@AMarie488
Man, I cannot reiterate enough how fire Latina women are!!
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Alyssa Lerma
@AMarie488
Genghis grill is going so hard right now.
Alyssa Lerma
@AMarie488
My mom sent me a picture of my brother and sister with my dad on his birthday today... I wish I could have been there with them.
Alyssa Lerma
@AMarie488
My grandma: "Don't go out and try to drink the whole bar Alyssa"
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Alyssa Lerma
@AMarie488
Today's my day off and I decided to sleep in....
I guess 9:30 is sleeping in for me now! Wtf. I'm getting old
I guess 9:30 is sleeping in for me now! Wtf. I'm getting old
Alyssa Lerma
@AMarie488
I'm on 2 hours of sleep.. But the Texans training camp was so worth it.
Alyssa Lerma
@AMarie488
I can't with @Audrey_IV she's too much when she's drunk
Alyssa Lerma
@AMarie488
Can I just have someone who plays with my hair, watches Netflix with me, and grabs my booty occasionally?
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
