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Alec
@AMidd2020
In the wisewords of @AMidd2020 "if she's not a 10 when im sober, and a 12 when im drunk, I don't want her!"
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Alec
@AMidd2020
Damn bro, between the inauguration, gloomy weather and family stuff I'm sad af
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Alec
@AMidd2020
Alright.. from now till December 26th I'm rockin the Santa hat EVERYWHERE
Alec
@AMidd2020
You know it's real when you come home from work to your dad and your bf having beers.
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Alec
@AMidd2020
Alec has my heart bc he likes me even when I'm crabby and he takes me to Taco Cabana when I get munchies at 1 AM.
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Alec Middleton
@AMidd2020
You can't watch a video on Facebook anymore without it being a voiceover of some chick moaning
Alec Middleton
@AMidd2020
@AMidd2020 nah, you blow all your money on chipotle and little ceasers. Fat ass
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Alec Middleton
@AMidd2020
Oh yeah... pic.twitter.com/0ZHvj6mDOX
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Alec Middleton
@AMidd2020
I'm convinced that If I keep posting progress pics, then Alec will continue buying me food to try and make me fat...
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Alec Middleton
@AMidd2020
"Hes cute! Ooh and his fingers are big!" "I cant deal with sausage fingers" "I demand to know what Alec's fingers look like!" -Jordan.
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Alec Middleton
@AMidd2020
Left handed people are usually more intellegent and better looking than right handed people sorry to all you right handers out there
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
