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AYerg57
@AYerg57
There's random Italian ladies yelling and children I don't know scurrying around down stairs. I am effectively stuck in my room
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AYerg57
@AYerg57
Hard knock life here at Yerg Federal Prison #grounded
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AYerg57
@AYerg57
@jamie4574 don't give it up! Even though I've surpassed you in tweets you will always be my sensai! #teacher #mentor
AYerg57
@AYerg57
@amoney9 we gotta start balling up soon #amoneyrecords
AYerg57
@AYerg57
Happy Birthday Ben Franklin! Inventor, politician, chick magnet, colonial cocksmith #jackofalltrades
AYerg57
@AYerg57
I look, feel, and sound like a walker right now #zombie #thewalkingdead
AYerg57
@AYerg57
Stop driving your gay little Fiat around the Bronx J-Lo. I'm pretty sure that place is the exact opposite of what Fiat stands for
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AYerg57
@AYerg57
Nothing gets between a sweaty overall wearing toothless raccoon eating hick moonshiner and their Smith & Wesson #yeehaw
AYerg57
@AYerg57
RT @bryant_ebright: I realize im always hopin all over Anthony Bourdains dick on the twitter scene but i fucking love this guy. #
AYerg57
@AYerg57
Is it me or does the dude that does the "stand clear of the closing doors" recording on subways sound like a park ranger
AYerg57
@AYerg57
Twitter has been boring as fuck tonight. Good thing I'm getting Lucky House
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
