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@kimchowmein I hope @sesamestreet can tell you the way.
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Somehow my Chapstick formed into the shape of a butt. I am spreading ass-shaped Chapstick on my lips.
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This van parked next to me has "Girl Scout Cookies" painted on the back window. Should I trust them? #supportlocalbusiness
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When I die, I want those "Dog tested. Do approved." commercials played on a loop at my funeral.
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โ@SincerelyTumblr: WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY pic.twitter.com/GfsHG61Ms7โ Girls are ruthless.
Abrianna Burton
@AbriannaBurton
@jamlefevre We are a bag over because my mom is an adult and insists on having a purse.
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@AbriannaBurton
My 20's are like a second puberty.
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@AbriannaBurton
The Wick Poetry house is so cute. I want a boy to take me there to read me poetry.
Abrianna Burton
@AbriannaBurton
Somehow I have a newfound respect for Nicki Minaj.
Abrianna Burton
@AbriannaBurton
They're all in the parking lot posing while the mom takes a pic of them. #prevtweet
I JUST PHOTOBOMBED THEM.
I JUST PHOTOBOMBED THEM.
Abrianna Burton
@AbriannaBurton
The gentleman across from us at Wild Goats just ordered 28 orders of bacon. I found the man of my dreams. We're getting married.
...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
