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⏃lbert
@AlbertLand_
Wait…you aren’t following me on Twitter?!? That’s almost as bad as switching from AT&T to Verizon thinking it’d be “better”.
Retweet of status by @JohnLegere
27 Aug 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Wait…you aren’t following me on Twitter?!? That’s almost as bad as switching from AT&T to Verizon thinking it’d be “better”. 😂
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⏃lbert
@AlbertLand_
When you realize that you can’t afford your REAL style .
Retweet of status by @ChristianNChic
27 Jun 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When you realize that you can’t afford your REAL style 😫😢😭.
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⏃lbert
@AlbertLand_
Like I’m confident about my body. I’m not skinny, I’m not lean, I have muscle, but I’m meaty. but guys just want these ripped bodies.
Retweet of status by @its4stbish
25 May 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Like I’m confident about my body. I’m not skinny, I’m not lean, I have muscle, but I’m meaty. 🤷🏼♂️ but guys just want these ripped bodies.
⏃lbert
@AlbertLand_
Don’t get me wrong, I’m a huge basshead but throwin that ass back to house music will always get me
Retweet of status by @jasminnedesiree
09 Mar 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Don’t get me wrong, I’m a huge basshead but throwin that ass back to house music will always get me 😍🤤
26 Feb 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Hate opening up to someone and it just ends up being temporary. 🙄
⏃lbert
@AlbertLand_
Guys love girls that are easy because they don’t like to put in the work for a down ass female
Retweet of status by @Alvarado_910
07 Jan 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Guys love girls that are easy because they don’t like to put in the work for a down ass female 🤐
⏃lbert
@AlbertLand_
Don’t on brockhampton
Retweet of status by @BryceGoodrich23
04 Jan 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Don’t 😴😴 on brockhampton
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⏃lbert
@AlbertLand_
It's been quite a minute pic.twitter.com/fL2NQTkmb9
Retweet of status by @Briaaanaaa___
10 Nov 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote It's been quite a minute 🥀 https://t.co/fL2NQTkmb9
⏃lbert
@AlbertLand_
when a guy puts his hand on your thigh as he drives
Retweet of status by @AlbertLand_
05 Nov 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote when a guy puts his hand on your thigh as he drives 🤤
04 Nov 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote BUT tbh if you ever feel like someone isn't giving you enough affection move on real quick you never have 2 settle plenty of 🐠🐟
⏃lbert
@AlbertLand_
ASAP fucking mob tonight
01 Nov 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote ASAP fucking mob tonight 😫🔥
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊