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Alex Bastian
@AlexBastian28
This is the one night I can eat as much candy as I want w/o feeling guilty. y'all have fun partying, I'll be on my couch w hella smarties
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Alex Bastian
@AlexBastian28
Mom bought me a pair of left handed scissors today & honestly, aside from the Barbie jeep in '98, this is the best gift I've ever received
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Alex Bastian
@AlexBastian28
USA men's soccer can't even qualify for the world cup and still get paid more than the women who won the whole thing in 2015
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Alex Bastian
@AlexBastian28
Chocolate Chip Pancakes pic.twitter.com/kdcqsfar5n
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Alex Bastian
@AlexBastian28
This like 4th car accident I seen on here with the Victim of the crash saying they aren't injured. God is good twitter.com/lah_rone/statuβ¦
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Alex Bastian
@AlexBastian28
Game of Thrones brush set pic.twitter.com/XWGOgDfqQN
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Alex Bastian
@AlexBastian28
I've had 3 neighbors introduce themselves to me like I didn't grow up here. nahh bish I've been here since '96, you're the new one
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Alex Bastian
@AlexBastian28
Me: won't schedule my own dentist appointment
Also me: pissed at my mom for scheduling my appointment w the lady dentist, not the hot guy
Also me: pissed at my mom for scheduling my appointment w the lady dentist, not the hot guy
Alex Bastian
@AlexBastian28
once a sweetheart... always a sweetheart. you da best! twitter.com/alexbastian28/β¦
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Alex Bastian
@AlexBastian28
when they started walking normal I lost it pic.twitter.com/olMQpiBHjK
Alex Bastian
@AlexBastian28
Happy founders day @SigmaChiWestGA 162 years has never looked better. Love y'all
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
