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Alejandro Tijerina
@AlexIsModest
Ok. Done trying to be sober. Back to our regularly scheduled program
20 Jun 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Ok. Done trying to be sober. Back to our regularly scheduled program ππΌ
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Little Saint Baby
@AlexIsModest
The BIGGEST #TrapOnThursdays is going down this Thursday w/LifeOfDesiigner! Want FREE tix? RT to enter to win! pic.twitter.com/1Fq1gXlcQZ
Retweet of status by @JandKPresent
15 Jun 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The BIGGEST #TrapOnThursdays is going down this Thursday w/LifeOfDesiigner! πΌ Want FREE tix? RT to enter to win! πΌ https://t.co/1Fq1gXlcQZ
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Little Saint Baby
@AlexIsModest
If my memesοΈοΈοΈ and my girl both drowning and I can only save one
Catch me at my girl funeral wit tha dankest memesοΈοΈοΈ
Catch me at my girl funeral wit tha dankest memesοΈοΈοΈ
Retweet of status by @cashmemes
24 May 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If my memesποΈπ₯οΈπ―οΈ and my girlπΈπΌπ both drowningπ±π and I can only save oneπ€π¬
Catch me at my girl funeralππ»πΉ wit tha dankest memesπ―οΈπ₯οΈππ―ππποΈπ€
Little Saint Baby
@AlexIsModest
I can't wait for the Descendents to drop their new album in July #HypercaffiumSpazzinate
03 May 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I can't wait for the Descendents to drop their new album in July π #HypercaffiumSpazzinate
Little Saint Baby
@AlexIsModest
Never thought I'd actually buy a cookbook in my life but I'm so stoked for this one @chrissyteigen pic.twitter.com/iUR9w9JDeI
22 Apr 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Never thought I'd actually buy a cookbook in my life but I'm so stoked for this one ππ½ @chrissyteigen https://t.co/iUR9w9JDeI
08 Mar 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Happy International Women's Day to all the momma's, baby momma's, bad women, evil women, smart women, dumb women, all women. β€οΈ #womyn
ASSMAN
@AlexIsModest
We need more punk bands and less EDM. We already have a festival dedicated to just that genre
08 Mar 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote We need more punk bands and less EDM. We already have a festival dedicated to just that genre π
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ASSMAN
@AlexIsModest
Now if I fuck this model... And she just bleached her asshole... And I get bleach on my t-shirt... Ima feel like an asshole
Retweet of status by @en_jajaja
16 Feb 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Now if I fuck this model... And she just bleached her asshole... And I get bleach on my t-shirt... Ima feel like an asshole π€π€
ASSMAN
@AlexIsModest
Kanye West made a video game based on his mother's journey to heaven. #OnlyOneGame pic.twitter.com/lGii8UVNzW
Retweet of status by @GlobalGrind
11 Feb 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Kanye West made a video game based on his mother's journey to heaven. π’ππΌ #OnlyOneGame https://t.co/lGii8UVNzW
ASSMAN
@AlexIsModest
I smoothly chugged a beer earlier and my dad was fucking impressed. Finally made you proud, pop!
05 Dec 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I smoothly chugged a beer earlier and my dad was fucking impressed. Finally made you proud, pop! π
Matt Foley
@AlexIsModest
The music I perform on @ComedyBangBang only lives on the show and won't be for sale. I might upload the new theme song tho after premiere
08 Jul 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The music I perform on @ComedyBangBang only lives on the show and won't be for sale. I might upload the new theme song tho after premiere π
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ