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@alex__isabella
Alex was mad I didnβt wake him up for the earthquake
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@alex__isabella
@PonzoColby Typical chipotle worker. She probably is really into zodiac signs and βgluten freeβ too
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@alex__isabella
I really had to radio one of our guys up to the front just so he could get a break and eat lunch. At almost 3pm
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@Alex__Isabella
Trying to get to class on time when you're sore af.. I can't walk
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@Alex__Isabella
Love that fact that babe opens doors for me and holds my hand and its been 3 years. Things have not changed
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@Alex__Isabella
This is petty but I'm proud of the fact you can scroll through my instagram & leave without knowing what my ass/tits look like
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@Alex__Isabella
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@Alex__Isabella
I just want a husband that'll surprise me with food all the time like my boss does for his wife
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@Alex__Isabella
How many can say they're going into their 4th year of college with the same man by their side who's been there since the beginning? I can
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@Alex__Isabella
You & your boyfriend can break up & get back together as many times as you want but don't embarrass yourself by posting about it everytime
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@Alex__Isabella
Eww I hate running. I would much rather swim 6 miles
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
