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Alex
@Ali_Canning
I swear the lengths boys go to for nudes is a joke"Let's pretend your my nan for a minute so u can show me ur ass" pic.twitter.com/ZFKWg3PtUD
Retweet of status by @luce_kingsey
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Alex
@Ali_Canning
One of the greatest ever alongside The Beatles, Elvis Presley & Michael Jackson. Music wouldn't be the same without Bowie. #RIPDavidBowie
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Alex
@Ali_Canning
Can't beat sweet & sour chicken from the chippy
Alex
@Ali_Canning
Been telling myself I need an early night since like 2014 and I still haven't had one
Alex
@Ali_Canning
I must be the only person who's never seen a Star Wars film and has no intentions to watch them
Alex
@Ali_Canning
An I cba with shitty Michael Kors watches on Christmas Day either fuck off with them also
Alex
@Ali_Canning
Adam Sandler films are the best, he's such a legend!
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Alex
@Ali_Canning
That trip advisor advert with the dog saying "book" is the most annoying thing I've ever seen/heard in me life.
Alex
@Ali_Canning
Attention seeking ass lickers are the worst kind of people
Alex
@Ali_Canning
@khlokhlo_ thanks Khlo x
Alex
@Ali_Canning
"I'll wear them down before they wear me down" - Anne Williams, the real Iron Lady. Rest In Peace. #JFT96 pic.twitter.com/x8PzIPqIE6
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
