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🦋 Lys
@Alyssaelaine4
I HATE going to Walmart! I don’t understand how $3+$2+$1+$4+$7 equals $452.92
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Alyssa
@Alyssaelaine4
Being a mom has been the greatest blessing in my life 🤍
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Alyssa
@Alyssaelaine4
A tongue in her ass.. makes the relationship last
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Alyssa
@Alyssaelaine4
PUT YOUR KID IN THEIR DAMN CAR SEATS
I don’t understand why your vehicle is even moving before they’re strapped in.
I don’t understand why your vehicle is even moving before they’re strapped in.
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Alyssa
@Alyssaelaine4
Woke up happy
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Alyssa
@Alyssaelaine4
“I’ll pump gas in the morning” is the worst decision to make at night as an adult
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Alyssa
@Alyssaelaine4
Tissssss’ the season pic.twitter.com/yvzA6whfvB
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Alyssa
@Alyssaelaine4
Me after remaining loyal to a nigga for months who i wasnt even in a relationship with for it to go nowhere pic.twitter.com/tlglptB2Q1
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Alyssa
@Alyssaelaine4
Is it a shower beer or a beer shower?
Alyssa
@Alyssaelaine4
My kid just said he has a girlfriend
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
