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paranoia
@AmberNoia
My mom just told me that my snake keeps peaking her head out of her cave when someone goes upstairs because she is looking for me. Miss her
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paranoia
@AmberNoia
To the asshole @ Fred Meyer who told me I was too fat to be wearing shorts: Unless I'm sitting on your face, my weight isn't your concern.
Retweet of status by @ZoeFlannery
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paranoia
@AmberNoia
Being sneaky October 5th
paranoia
@AmberNoia
@sarah_bunch yes and random people were holding her at your house
hamberger
@AmberNoia
hamberger
@AmberNoia
Now imagining how badly that would hurt
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
