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Tuesday Taint Shaving
@AnAverageGiant
For the 11th year in a row I placed my semen in the ground, watered it with my piss, and still didnโt grow a clone.
Maybe next year.
Maybe next year.
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D for Disappointment
@AnAverageGiant
Me, every day pic.twitter.com/04Ik1Zqzt8
Retweet of status by @niknik0901
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The Wizard of Ahhs
@AnAverageGiant
#MakeGroceryShoppingSexy
You can put your Polish sausage in my cart anytime
You can put your Polish sausage in my cart anytime
Retweet of status by @TenaciousTess
Paracord Penis
@AnAverageGiant
3 yo: Handy Manny!
Me: He is awesome buddy!
3: Iโm the blue hammer, I like to bang
Me: Iโm also the blue hammer
#DirtyDisney
Me: He is awesome buddy!
3: Iโm the blue hammer, I like to bang
Me: Iโm also the blue hammer
#DirtyDisney
Retweet of status by @FirecrackerKatt
Fun Control
@AnAverageGiant
Shmashmortion
Fantastic word
4.5 out of 5
Make Shmashmortion Great Again
Fantastic word
4.5 out of 5
Make Shmashmortion Great Again
Retweet of status by @FirecrackerKatt
Fun Control
@AnAverageGiant
Nipples are the gateway to vagina
Retweet of status by @_BurnsWhenIPee
Fun Control
@AnAverageGiant
Let me put my mouth on it
Please
Please
Retweet of status by @HippieMetalChik
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Fun Control
@AnAverageGiant
A mass shooting, but itโs me with my fun gun in all of your pussies.
Control these nuts you whores.
Control these nuts you whores.
Death to Ming
@AnAverageGiant
Itโs like you pervs donโt even know itโs the lords day fuck.
Retweet of status by @wineoclock39
Pussy Repellent
@AnAverageGiant
He said he just wanted to lick my pussy, but he ended up licking my heart
#CuntyGreetingCards
Valentineโs Day Edition
#CuntyGreetingCards
Valentineโs Day Edition
Retweet of status by @CuntySmurf
Davetron Schmavetron
@AnAverageGiant
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
