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I Am Quetzalcoatlus
@Beesthegame
Hey girl check out my new Heelys- pic.twitter.com/4yzn6a4XsQ
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I Am Quetzalcoatlus
@Beesthegame
@chelsord my whole life is piggy back style
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I Am Quetzalcoatlus
@Beesthegame
[Hallmark Card]
Sorry I spent our entire trust fund on copies of the Diners, Drive-ins and Dives DVD collectors box set
Sorry I spent our entire trust fund on copies of the Diners, Drive-ins and Dives DVD collectors box set
I Am Quetzalcoatlus
@Beesthegame
Is your refrigerator running?
Then you better go revise the line of code in your SmartFridge software that allows for sentience.
Then you better go revise the line of code in your SmartFridge software that allows for sentience.
I Am Quetzalcoatlus
@Beesthegame
Greek Myths in emoji:
Prometheus:
Pandora:
Sisyphus:
Oedipus:
Orpheus & Eurydice:
Prometheus:
Pandora:
Sisyphus:
Oedipus:
Orpheus & Eurydice:
Retweet of status by @blood_orphan
I Am Quetzalcoatlus
@Beesthegame
Amazon Book Review: "How to Complain"
This book sucks. I didn't learn a thing. The author doesn't know what he's doing. Total wast-
This book sucks. I didn't learn a thing. The author doesn't know what he's doing. Total wast-
Retweet of status by @VeganZebra
I Am Quetzalcoatlus
@Beesthegame
Michael Bae: come over
Me: no your obsession w/ explosions scares me
Michael Bae: my parents arent home bc I blew them up
Me: exactly
Me: no your obsession w/ explosions scares me
Michael Bae: my parents arent home bc I blew them up
Me: exactly
Retweet of status by @CaptainJerkwad
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I Am Quetzalcoatlus
@Beesthegame
How would you rate your dining experience today?
Good
Bad
Using cats as waiters was a nice touch but we never received our food.
Good
Bad
Using cats as waiters was a nice touch but we never received our food.
Retweet of status by @Death_Buddy
I Am Quetzalcoatlus
@Beesthegame
The Usual SusREKTs
North by NorthREKT
REKT to the Future
LawREKT of Arabia
Tyrannosaurus REKT
eREKTile dysfunction
North by NorthREKT
REKT to the Future
LawREKT of Arabia
Tyrannosaurus REKT
eREKTile dysfunction
I Am Quetzalcoatlus
@Beesthegame
@saddestalien me too!
I Am Sharks
@Beesthegame
Ladies pic.twitter.com/9TmWW2k2cL
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
