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ben crowder
@Ben_Crowder1
Got my Postmates wrapped. Top 5% pic.twitter.com/JXhdumZBPv
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ben crowder
@Ben_Crowder1
Date someone you can see yourself getting a divorce with
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ben crowder
@Ben_Crowder1
2019 gave me a yeast infection, now I’m finna be making bread in 2020
ben crowder
@Ben_Crowder1
*at a rave*
Me from the back: excuse me can we turn the strobe lights off my transitions lenses can’t keep up
Me from the back: excuse me can we turn the strobe lights off my transitions lenses can’t keep up
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ben crowder
@Ben_Crowder1
unpopular opinion:
girls are actually really beautiful and hot
girls are actually really beautiful and hot
Retweet of status by @goodbeanalt
ben crowder
@Ben_Crowder1
Girls with at least one eye
ben crowder
@Ben_Crowder1
*anything sex related*
Really funny guy that’s not a virgin: I wouldn’t know I’m a virgin
Really funny guy that’s not a virgin: I wouldn’t know I’m a virgin
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ben crowder
@Ben_Crowder1
Yee haw twitter sees this and doesn’t hesitate to say “alright someone impregnate me already” pic.twitter.com/xxRGPYnWKC
ben crowder
@Ben_Crowder1
I’ll finish a jar of salsa in like five chips bro I dip so hard I’m not even joking I’ve been kicked outta house parties because of it
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ben crowder
@Ben_Crowder1
With all this YouTuber drama going on I’m just thankful I’m 6’2
ben crowder
@Ben_Crowder1
Sorry, I can’t come into work today racism still exists and I’m sick of it
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
