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debbie! my daughters a cyclops!!!β’
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Erikaβs flash went off in the theater and this old man in front of us turned around to see what was happening
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m.karrot
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βThank you Jesus for not tempting Angelika with alcohol because we are straight edge.β -@vanessa_brookee pβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
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Waitress "I'm not even gonna bring the cheese to the table."
Me "UH I'd like some cheese."
#Veganfam
Me "UH I'd like some cheese."
#Veganfam
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m.karrot
@Bibliophile115
Angelika was making pizza in my oven and it burned and the smoke detector went off. My oven is a vegan
m.karrot
@Bibliophile115
Carrot Crew
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m.k
@Bibliophile115
My thought process just now: I can't wait until I get home from work tonight so I can go back to bed.
m.k
@Bibliophile115
People who still make it hard to know them over social media in 2017. Smh. pic.twitter.com/lKiw5u3Pym
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m.k
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That 13 year old boy saw my home screen (gel at the Parthenon) and was like "Is that the Washington monument?"
m.k
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If you haven't watched "What The Health" on Netflix, you should.
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m.k
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Me @ me:
m.k
@Bibliophile115
@JennaWhite411 @angelipoop @Awalkingrevival YOURE ALSO GREAT
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
