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I'm getting the itch to write again. Then again, I could simply have dry skin
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What every man wishes is left on his scale pic.twitter.com/FyQwH30kTH
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4 y/o: Did you bring me candy?
Me: No, I totally forgot.
4 y/o: OMG you hate me!
Me: Wait, what? No. I bring you candy every, single day
Me: No, I totally forgot.
4 y/o: OMG you hate me!
Me: Wait, what? No. I bring you candy every, single day
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@BonsaiSky
Scrolling through my camera roll and found this pic.twitter.com/TWRJxCGg1f
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@BonsaiSky
So cute he's trying to help pic.twitter.com/9l1ilcoNn9
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@BonsaiSky
For those unfollowing me or thinking to do so because you thought I was a quotes account, don't let the door hit you on the way out
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@BonsaiSky
We should start trending again. We used to trend number one worldwide in less than a minute. Ah the good old days
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Me: You excited to go to the Masjid tomorrow?
4 y/o: The Masjid will be closed.
Me: Wait, why?
4 y/o: Because it will be Christmas.
Me:
4 y/o: The Masjid will be closed.
Me: Wait, why?
4 y/o: Because it will be Christmas.
Me:
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@BonsaiSky
Coworker comes up to me before he leaves for the day and says, "Merry Christmas or whatever you do."
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@BonsaiSky
If you haven't already, add @ImamSuhaibWebb on Snapchat. His snaps are on point mashΔAllah
...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
