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Brandon Rogers
@BrandonLOVESYOU
Happy Memorial Day y’all! I love me my country, my roommate and I LOVE my sporty lil’ undies! Don’t look, nasty! … twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Brandon Rogers
@BrandonLOVESYOU
I wish my hands were the Franco brothers so I’d enjoy washing them so often : Dakota Gamble pic.twitter.com/tqyC3dX8Rh
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Brandon Rogers
@BrandonLOVESYOU
Tonight comes my next video: BOBBY DOES COACHELLA ANYWAY Stay tuned you cool cats & kittens pic.twitter.com/BEeLGBz1k5
Brandon Rogers
@BrandonLOVESYOU
I used Sunny D for fake vomit. I wished I had used the real thing. How has this drink not been canceled Have you… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Brandon Rogers
@BrandonLOVESYOU
Currently working on the opening titles to my new series surrounding the events that created Blah Blah the Clown … twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Brandon Rogers
@BrandonLOVESYOU
I hate babies with colds. Have you heard a sick one cough? Sounds like someone stomping on a whoopie cushion fill… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Brandon Rogers
@BrandonLOVESYOU
Ain’t nothin more freeing then the sensation of sunlight kissin your asshole and balls
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Brandon Rogers
@BrandonLOVESYOU
Just woke up from a dream I got Twitter verified and then it wasn’t a dream bitches
Brandon Rogers
@BrandonLOVESYOU
I’M GOING BACK ON TOUR! Tickets to my standup show are on sale now at brandonrogerslive.com let’s see them demo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Brandon Rogers
@BrandonLOVESYOU
I haven’t had much sleep these recent weeks, and as a result, I rarely dream anymore, for which I apologize soon… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Brandon Rogers
@BrandonLOVESYOU
A had a fucking dream:
I trip and fall into a mom’s stroller at Walmart.
THE MOM:
EVERYONE:
ME: ..Ok befo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
I trip and fall into a mom’s stroller at Walmart.
THE MOM:
EVERYONE:
ME: ..Ok befo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
