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Claire Bear
@CLAIREEEcooper
Absolutely melts my seeing Eden in her mini wheelchair at nursery & all the other toddlers coming up to her & playing with her
Retweet of status by @strawbsblonde
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Claire Bear
@CLAIREEEcooper
I get coldsores because I'm stressed and then I stress because I have a coldsore which causes more coldsores
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Claire Bear
@CLAIREEEcooper
Next Saturday can't come quick enough. BIRTHDAY NIGHT OUT
Claire Bear
@CLAIREEEcooper
Why is it when you turn a lad down you automatically become 'ugly' or a 'slag'. Settle down pin dick
Claire Bear
@CLAIREEEcooper
When girls post they've 'got a good un' - he's plowed through half of Worcester before you.. Enjoy your 'good un'
Claire Bear
@CLAIREEEcooper
The boyfriend is at football and I'm at his with the dinner on, in the bath 'veeting' off my lady Tash.. When did I get so sophisticated
Claire Bear
@CLAIREEEcooper
Vicky Pattinson is one of the fakest, vilest human beings I've ever clapped eyes on
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Claire Bear
@CLAIREEEcooper
I can't wait to spoil my loved ones this Christmas
Claire Bear
@CLAIREEEcooper
Don't understand y men are too scared to show their actual feelings, ur not going to be stoned to death for actually fancying your gf
Claire Bear
@CLAIREEEcooper
When will people realise how horrific open toed shoes and tights look?!
Claire Bear
@CLAIREEEcooper
I'm done with friends who I witness being two faced constantly. I haven't got time to care about what you say about me
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
