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Captain🏴☠️Spicy
@Calico_Cream
Nerd alert!! I got a new shirt pic.twitter.com/VGybT2sOTn
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Captain🏴☠️Spicy
@Calico_Cream
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CreamOfTheCaptain
@Calico_Cream
I’m romantic in that I like to fuck. There. Did I do romance twitter, right?
Retweet of status by @medic_sarcastic
CreamOfTheCaptain
@Calico_Cream
That sinking feeling when you think the rum is gone, but then remember @Calico_Cream taught you well pic.twitter.com/h3vysMnp6K
Retweet of status by @anderjohann
CreamOfTheCaptain
@Calico_Cream
This is how you drink rum pic.twitter.com/hGVi5fl8uC
Retweet of status by @edgerton_david
CreamOfTheCaptain
@Calico_Cream
Tequila Sunrise
When you wake up feeling like you drank tequila last night, but really you're just a mom now.
When you wake up feeling like you drank tequila last night, but really you're just a mom now.
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CreamOfTheCaptain
@Calico_Cream
Truth... pic.twitter.com/XIQlXBD4uL
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CreamOfTheCaptain
@Calico_Cream
You need both pic.twitter.com/fsuhK9OiPm
Retweet of status by @goldnite1
CreamOfTheCaptain
@Calico_Cream
Random Thought: Do Atheists scream "OH MY GOD!" during sex?
or
"OH MY ᴵ ᴰᴼᴺ'ᵀ ᴮᴱᴸᴵᴱⱽᴱ ᴵᴺ GOD!"
or
"OH MY ᴵ ᴰᴼᴺ'ᵀ ᴮᴱᴸᴵᴱⱽᴱ ᴵᴺ GOD!"
Retweet of status by @EmmyStar79
CreamOfTheCaptain
@Calico_Cream
I'm in love pic.twitter.com/70URtGgAQD
CreamOfTheCaptain
@Calico_Cream
@J4yZA Please be careful and stay safe
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
