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kitty catt
@CattInMyPants
if your friends feel the need to take the piss out of you after you've had a drunken night out then they rlly aren't ya pals
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kitty catt
@CattInMyPants
some people actually make my eyes roll sooooo much
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kitty catt
@CattInMyPants
want to be a size 8 but also want a kebab
kitty catt
@CattInMyPants
Every time I go on Facebook somebody else is pregnant
kitty catt
@CattInMyPants
I don't even care how attractive you are, if your personality is ugly then you're ugly
kitty catt
@CattInMyPants
If you could please not rev the fuck out of your shitty car right outside my window id be very happy, thanks
kitty catt
@CattInMyPants
I can never ever make my mind up about some people
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kitty catt
@CattInMyPants
can't even remember the last time I got upset about what someone said cos I genuinely don't care what ppl think about me cos I'm a queen
kitty catt
@CattInMyPants
I swear people only buy Calvin Klein underwear so that they can take a picture of them in it for Instagram
kitty catt
@CattInMyPants
having to work weekends is the grimmest thing ever
kitty catt
@CattInMyPants
imagine giving a shit about other peoples opinions pfffft bye bitch, no fucks given
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
