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Countess of Essex
@CountessWEssex
A Countess Tip: If you are hoping for a white Christmas just tweet something ‘controversial’ and watch the snowflakes appear.
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Countess of Essex
@CountessWEssex
@CountessWEssex @Ali89_91 oh Countess, you are wonderful
Retweet of status by @msamson56
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Countess of Essex
@CountessWEssex
@SiobhanHoffmann I wish you well and trust things go well
Countess of Essex
@CountessWEssex
Oh Oh...I paid someone on here £25 for 250 followers yesterday and have just spotted 5 coaches coming up our driveway
Countess of Essex
@CountessWEssex
It's a different hour around the world
And time for me to go
So to some of you I'll say 'Goodnight '
And the others 'Cheerio'.
And time for me to go
So to some of you I'll say 'Goodnight '
And the others 'Cheerio'.
Countess of Essex
@CountessWEssex
So presumably this would also be paid to those who caught it by ignoring the regulations...ie partygoers? pic.twitter.com/Si3D3PCq0l
Countess of Essex
@CountessWEssex
Amazing! .....not the likeness as there isn’t one but the fact that this is considered front page ‘news’. … twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Countess of Essex
@CountessWEssex
Just a reminder that the Countess’s Legs will be open again from 6pm tonight. Bookings are advisable otherwise you may have to queue.
Countess of Essex
@CountessWEssex
Time for a break I think for fear of becoming repetitive and tiresome. Take care.....and keep smiling
Countess of Essex
@CountessWEssex
Just deciding whether to rest on my laurels for a while or quit while I’m ahead.
Countess of Essex
@CountessWEssex
The hooting from the trees tells me it's time for bed. I retire with the owls and awake to the cock. Goodnight all
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
