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curtis andrew kern
@CurtisKern
JONES MY GOD
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curtis andrew kern
@CurtisKern
that ahmed kid full on built a clock, got arrested, and got tweeted at by the president all in like 3 days. what a goddamn champion, man
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curtis andrew kern
@CurtisKern
from the makers of AHHHH HELP ME SOMEONE PLEASE HELP, it's OH NOOOOOO OH GOD NO NO NOOOOOO
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curtis andrew kern
@CurtisKern
huge love for @brandalf972 and his kickass family. such a good weekend
curtis andrew kern
@CurtisKern
@CurtisKern @angie_parise miss you both so much
curtis andrew kern
@CurtisKern
in depth, highly accurate chart showing how good my "game" has been since 2009:
curtis andrew kern
@CurtisKern
@CurtisKern I pictured him snuggling you w/ his head on your chest while you played w/ his hair. Oops
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curtis andrew kern
@CurtisKern
curtis andrew kern
@CurtisKern
@badweather93 "glazed donut" uh huh
curtis kern
@CurtisKern
emoji tip: use the peach emoji () when talking about your ass to let people know it's small and vaguely hairy
curtis kern
@CurtisKern
spent the last two days playing through tomb raider: legend for the ps2 only to hit a game-breaking bug on one of the last levels
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
