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Dani California
@D_Marie17
When you're about to buy something on @amazon but the price goes from $8 to $95 in 5 hours... like what?#thestress
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Dani California
@D_Marie17
When you realize you're back working only 8 hour days
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Dani California
@D_Marie17
There is nothing funny about hitting your funny bone.
Dani California
@D_Marie17
Don't forget to tell everyone you know, you love them. Don't take life for granted! #RIPTK
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Dani California
@D_Marie17
Buying a lottery ticket is a lot like dating. You hope for a winner but it's always a loser.
Dani California
@D_Marie17
Disconnected
Dani California
@D_Marie17
Haven't been this excited in a long time.
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Dani California
@D_Marie17
Seeing @Pjm05321 totally made my night.
Dani California
@D_Marie17
@D_Marie17 Award is to you today and a lot of days pic.twitter.com/GBiKO1Rn9B
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Dani California
@D_Marie17
Congrats on witnessing when dudes flock over when I do squats @CTriest84
Dani California
@D_Marie17
Living in a van with @DanielNorris18 sounds so much better than living in my cube during tax season. #OneCanDream
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
