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StrokeYoncΓ©
@DakotaStroker
"Do your husbands have big arms" @ConnorSebo talking to a group of 50 year old women...
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Blackjack Stroker
@DakotaStroker
When you start eating food without labels you no longer need to count calories.
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Blackjack Stroker
@DakotaStroker
Do you ever get excited to tell someone something & then remember they're not a part of your life anymore & a small piece of you dies?
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Blackjack Stroker
@DakotaStroker
I'm really great at ruining anything good that comes into my life.
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Bill Nye
@DakotaStroker
Literally no one knows stress until they've had finals week in college
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Bill Nye
@DakotaStroker
I remember when I was too cool to text my friends back.
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Walter Bradford
@DakotaStroker
Got a 31,000 pound forklift stuck in our blacktop yard at work. Having a crane come to lift it out. Somebody get me a drink
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Walter Bradford
@DakotaStroker
@ConnorSebo but you still don't get laid
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Rocket Man
@DakotaStroker
You could compare me to a rock because I'm so stupid sometimes
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Rocket Man
@DakotaStroker
@Dylan_Jahnz @kolbe20 is that the same night Dylan and @mathiasp18 almost took someone to the ?
Dumbass Dakota
@DakotaStroker
To whoever is reading this,
Smile. Life is too short to be unhappy.
Smile. Life is too short to be unhappy.
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
