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@Danimal941
#INeedYouBecause
Iβm short and canβt reach the top shelf.
Me to anyone over 5β
Iβm short and canβt reach the top shelf.
Me to anyone over 5β
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Dan
@Danimal941
#ScarecrowHelps me look good on the dance floor. pic.twitter.com/umVStydqzN
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Dan
@Danimal941
#TheLittleVoiceInsideMe speaks Portuguese. I don't know Portuguese.
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Dan
@Danimal941
#WhenIFeelUninspired I need some music
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Dan
@Danimal941
Youβre the best starter husband a girl could ask for!! #RejectedAnniversaryCards
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Dan
@Danimal941
Love-Love, Actually #FailedSportsFilms
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Dan
@Danimal941
#BadBBQRubs
Dirt..from when you accidentally dropped it on the ground
Dirt..from when you accidentally dropped it on the ground
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@Danimal941
Tripping over the nothing. #EmbarrassmentIn4Words
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Dan
@Danimal941
The Urban Dictionary #WillNotDefineMe
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Dan
@Danimal941
@MitchellBader I'll tell ya, some people...
Dan
@Danimal941
The pay.
#UnlikelyReasonsToBeATeacher
#UnlikelyReasonsToBeATeacher
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
