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Simba DeRozen
@DeRozenDontCare
When you see a discount on something u like so ur eyes light up but then do some quick maths &even after the discount it's out of ur budget
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Simba DeRozen
@DeRozenDontCare
Are your siblings really your siblings if they don't remind you of every bad shit you did to them when you ask them for a favour
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Simba DeRozen
@DeRozenDontCare
I hate dem chatty chatty guests that come to your yard & don't wana leave... like get lost bruv I wanna go to the kitchen & get some food
Simba DeRozen
@DeRozenDontCare
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL a man said :" your father is shorter than a a Chinese surname" pic.twitter.com/J2uGz9v5eO
Simba DeRozen
@DeRozenDontCare
189 ppl killed & over 200 injured in Somali. May Allah grant them Jannah and make it easy on their families Cold world. #PrayForMogadishu
Simba DeRozen
@DeRozenDontCare
Protestors shut down a tommy Robinson speech in America flipping legends
Simba DeRozen
@DeRozenDontCare
Egypt qualify for the world cup them man were banging sujood before the penalty went inflipping legends.
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Simba DeRozen
@DeRozenDontCare
THIS IS SO FUUNY twitter.com/derozendontcarโฆ
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Simba DeRozen
@DeRozenDontCare
When your friend can talk the talk, but can't fight the fight pic.twitter.com/V6bITKusmg
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Simba DeRozen
@DeRozenDontCare
They've spent over ยฃ11m Madeleine McCann. she's been gone since the days Motorola flip phones were a thing. Just arrest the parents ffs
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Simba DeRozen
@DeRozenDontCare
Saudi women are allowed to drive now. tommy Robinson & islamophobes must be gutted cos they can't use that in their arguments anymore
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
