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Derek Manton
@DerekManton
It's April fools everyday for united fans....
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Derek Manton
@DerekManton
My daughter just told me that my legs are similar to the herons. pic.twitter.com/ThMdaCg3sk
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Derek Manton
@DerekManton
9:08 pm in #Kyiv
Inviting you to the evening #1minutewalk pic.twitter.com/XvJplFmEV1
Inviting you to the evening #1minutewalk pic.twitter.com/XvJplFmEV1
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Derek Manton
@DerekManton
Please retweet to help Billy find a home #AYRSHIRE #SCOTLAND
Aged 1 although he's lost a leg it doesn't holβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Aged 1 although he's lost a leg it doesn't holβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Derek Manton
@DerekManton
Just thought i'd give this a mention, lest we forget pic.twitter.com/84BYetjhY5
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Derek Manton
@DerekManton
Oh I forgot united fans aren't allowed to be happy and positive...
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Derek Manton
@DerekManton
If alcohol can damage your short term memory, imagine the damage alcohol can do....
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Derek Manton
@DerekManton
Godsake..My oven has broken down more times than I've had hot dinners!...
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Derek Manton
@DerekManton
Just finished decorating my bonnet for Easter. I've covered it in chicks, eggs and bunnies. Car's failed its bloody MOT now though....
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Derek Manton
@DerekManton
Want to embarrass a psychic, throw them a surprise birthday party...
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Derek Manton
@DerekManton
The audacity pic.twitter.com/zg9BbdxTuU
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
