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Anne
@DisJunkie
Ladies, get out your spatulas and best aprons, were taking to the streets
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Anne
@DisJunkie
Oh no. Nope. No.
My tipsy state doesn't mean come on into my DM. Unless you're @yankeechris18 I don't want it
My tipsy state doesn't mean come on into my DM. Unless you're @yankeechris18 I don't want it
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Anne
@DisJunkie
Just admit it already....you want me
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Anne
@DisJunkie
People that only follow you for the follow back, not because they have an interest in what you have to say, you suck
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Anne
@DisJunkie
I miss the days of neighborhood boys wanting to shovel for a bit of cash
Anne
@DisJunkie
In my next life, I want to be a millennial who thinks it's okay to call out sick to work all the time
Anne
@DisJunkie
Because Twitter feels the need to tell me what tweets my followers are liking, I was just forced to see a dick pic
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Anne
@DisJunkie
One of the best things about me? I don't need to be drunk to keep it real
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Anne
@DisJunkie
@DisJunkie Only nasty, trashy fucking cunts do that kind of shit. Fucking twats
I probably just said more cuss woβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
I probably just said more cuss woβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
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Anne
@DisJunkie
@Blooming_words I saw it and thought of you instantly
Anne
@DisJunkie
Most definitely twitter.com/AquariusUnite/β¦
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
