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Eli
@Eli_Duarte
AIRPORT COP 1: Say, is that Ryan Lochte?
COP 2: Naw, see the silver hair? Just some old man.
COP 1: Oh, right.
LOCHTE:
COP 2: Naw, see the silver hair? Just some old man.
COP 1: Oh, right.
LOCHTE:
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Eli
@Eli_Duarte
The @Cubs snapchat has no chill pic.twitter.com/6jVh5q0ncp
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Eli
@Eli_Duarte
@ErinMiHaley It's true. Plus you know I've gotta respect someone resorting to that
Eli
@Eli_Duarte
@Karen_8771 OH MAN! I would 12,000% eat these! It shall be done
Eli
@Eli_Duarte
#Capitals are 3-14 in last 17 series-clinching games, including losing their last 5. I'm sure it hasn't gone through their minds.
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Eli
@Eli_Duarte
@eyetotelescope @ErinMiHaley @Karen_8771 THIS CHILD IS AMAZING!!
Eli
@Eli_Duarte
@eyetotelescope @Karen_8771 @ErinMiHaley *cue the I Volunteer! gif*
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Eli
@Eli_Duarte
@eyetotelescope @ErinMiHaley @Karen_8771 EXACTLY! Kinda jealous of this child for being even remotely familiar w/his scent. Is this bad?
Eli
@Eli_Duarte
Love the look on Hobbes face pic.twitter.com/2FaOieRTFU
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Eli
@Eli_Duarte
@eyetotelescope @Karen_8771 4 goals. Goddamn. MAF will be having Artemi-shaped nightmares
Eli
@Eli_Duarte
@eyetotelescope @Karen_8771 @ErinMiHaley "And after I've vetted them, run background checks, medical histories, & put fear of Eli in them"
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
