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maybe: ellie
@elliemcgregs
Maddie’s nail tech: “You have a husband? Boyfriend?”
Maddie: “Nope.”
Him: “So no one wants you?”
Maddie: “Nope.”
Him: “So no one wants you?”
12 Jun 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Maddie’s nail tech: “You have a husband? Boyfriend?”
Maddie: “Nope.”
Him: “So no one wants you?” 🤨
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maybe: ellie
@elliemcgregs
there was a totaled Tesla blocking lanes on the 5 this morning and I literally teared up imagine totaling your Tesla
07 Apr 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote there was a totaled Tesla blocking lanes on the 5 this morning and I literally teared up 😭😭 imagine totaling your Tesla
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maybe: ellie
@EllieMcGregs
Turns out buying gifts for other people is addicting
16 Dec 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Turns out buying gifts for other people is addicting 🥴
20 Nov 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Y’all remember when Snapchat did *that* update and it felt like nobody was on there anymore? That’s what Instagram is giving rn 😕
elmo
@EllieMcGregs
DODGERS ARE THE 2020 WORLD SERIES CHAMPS pic.twitter.com/w4Vr2au5NV
Retweet of status by @BleacherReport
27 Oct 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote DODGERS ARE THE 2020 WORLD SERIES CHAMPS 🔥 https://t.co/w4Vr2au5NV
ellery🌻
@EllieMcGregs
I’ve never felt post-concert depression like this before....I just wanna relive the whole night
23 Nov 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I’ve never felt post-concert depression like this before....I just wanna relive the whole night😭
ellery🌻
@EllieMcGregs
I really waited outside of @JessssNeale classroom for 40 minutes, just for her to ditch me so she could go on a date
07 Nov 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I really waited outside of @JessssNeale classroom for 40 minutes, just for her to ditch me so she could go on a date🙃
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ellery
@EllieMcGregs
"I want to make beautiful things, even if nobody cares." - Saul Bass // : Li Tuomi pic.twitter.com/VCugELl6mx
Retweet of status by @localwolves
22 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote "I want to make beautiful things, even if nobody cares." - Saul Bass // 📸: Li Tuomi https://t.co/VCugELl6mx
ellery
@EllieMcGregs
It's officially Halloween! pic.twitter.com/1DjhVsHsnK
01 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote It's officially Halloween!🎃🍂🍁☕️ https://t.co/1DjhVsHsnK
ellery
@EllieMcGregs
Today a new sister was like "You must love living in a sorority house, since it's your 3rd semester!" And I was like LOL YEA I LOVE IT
16 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Today a new sister was like "You must love living in a sorority house, since it's your 3rd semester!" And I was like LOL YEA I LOVE IT🙃🙃
ellery
@EllieMcGregs
The new Tri Delts are
Retweet of status by @0nlyPablo
13 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The new Tri Delts are 🔥😍
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊