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Bartender forgot my drink, so he said it’s on the house
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Y’all know what is good about sex? For 5 minutes to and hour you forget about how fucked up your life is
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I love my man He’s everything.
#DrunkTweet
#DrunkTweet
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@EvelynnSmirnoff
Y’all my man went out of his way to find me cider in there huge tailgate
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Last night I had to be standing next to Jose in order for people to get my costume. Otherwise I was just a pumpkin
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That's my bestie twitter.com/sarahannpatric…
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I want and I'm going to get the new iPhone
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@Dr_Steve_Bison Happy Birthday!!!
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I'm such a procrastinator
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I Costco
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I just want carne asada and guac
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
