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Habibi π€π½
@Fahris56
If anyone finds my ID and credit card I will happily get any of my roommates of your choosing to give you an over the pants hand job.
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Habibi π€π½
@Fahris56
When Mitch bangs on ur door like the police and wakes you up to tell you that u have an assignment due in 8 hours that u already have done
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Fahris Ramadan
@Fahris56
I wanna leave Minny this week so people can ask me where I'm from.
Then say "Give ya a hint, we're the only undefeated NFL team rn." #SKOL
Then say "Give ya a hint, we're the only undefeated NFL team rn." #SKOL
Fahris Ramadan
@Fahris56
Teamwork
make
the dream work. pic.twitter.com/T6u5CaR1PH
make
the dream work. pic.twitter.com/T6u5CaR1PH
Fahris Ramadan
@Fahris56
I didn't go to my lab this morning and my lab partner said he just found someone else who didn't have a partner. This nigga cheated on me.
Fahris Ramadan
@Fahris56
Which one of you childish ass niggas have been putting Hennessy in these white womens Special K? pic.twitter.com/Z2i2591ZqD
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Fahris Ramadan
@Fahris56
@Fahris56 I'm marrying you one day after this
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Fahris Ramadan
@Fahris56
Why is @CassieSprague the Regina George of twitter except she skipped straight to the fat Swedish chocolate bar phase. #YouCantWithUs
Fahris Ramadan
@Fahris56
Does any one else change someone's contact name cause you're so mad at them? And yes I do put extra petty in my coffee every morning.
Fahris Ramadan
@Fahris56
S/O @Fahris56 for hand feeding me a press taco after work
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Fahris Ramadan
@Fahris56
God bless the high man that invented this... pic.twitter.com/sEW7Lda3hr
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
