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Lance Foxworth
@FoxworthLance
Dating in 2017:
Meet via the internet
Go on 1-3 really nice dates
Get ghosted, possibly blocked on all forms of social media
Repeat
Meet via the internet
Go on 1-3 really nice dates
Get ghosted, possibly blocked on all forms of social media
Repeat
Retweet of status by @gillianbcn
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Lance Foxworth
@FoxworthLance
I need a boost in life.
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Lance Foxworth
@FoxworthLance
Humble brag. pic.twitter.com/tdH68c2nge
Lance Foxworth
@FoxworthLance
CNN be like: BREAKING NEWS: Education system broken! Criminal justice system racist! Economy rigged for rich! Like we didn't already know
Lance Foxworth
@FoxworthLance
Life is like a sandwich. The more bread you got, the less you eat.
Lance Foxworth
@FoxworthLance
@carolynm504 haha that was ridiculous to make
Lance Foxworth
@FoxworthLance
I love it when I can help someone accomplish their goals.
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Lance Foxworth
@FoxworthLance
โ@marissayourhill: @FoxworthLance hey the same thing happened to my roommate! She's like freaking out right now!โ Im not alone!
Lance Foxworth
@FoxworthLance
What a joke
Lance Foxworth
@FoxworthLance
@khabxgg_ and just so everyone knows, it's been an hour and a half since he said he was coming over..
Lance Foxworth
@FoxworthLance
โ@FightCIubs: This cats frozen bruh fuck the cold vine.co/v/O5bl9pmOXggโ accurate
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
