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laura β‘
@GayGodGoals
Mom: You could always move back in with me!
Me: Iβd rather be homeless
Me: Iβd rather be homeless
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laura β‘
@GayGodGoals
Just heard about Jeffree Stars breakup. So sad wish I could give him a hug.
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laura β‘
@GayGodGoals
Someone told me my ex cheated on the guy my ex cheated on me with
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laura β‘
@GayGodGoals
I bottoms. Thank you for your service.
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laura β‘
@GayGodGoals
When I wake up to go pee my dog will move to where I slept and keep it warm for me for when I get back
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laura β‘
@GayGodGoals
Anyone up for Christmas movies tonight? pic.twitter.com/Gi8JRhrWsr
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laura β‘
@GayGodGoals
Me in the passenger seat of any vehicle in December blasting @MariahCarey pic.twitter.com/WNX6B7oNAy
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laura β‘
@GayGodGoals
The problem is them, not you. Don't change. The right person will find you
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laura β‘
@GayGodGoals
Good news, the Hallmark channel radio station just started playing Christmas music 24/7
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laura β‘
@GayGodGoals
Iβm sick. Someone come take care of me
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laura β‘
@GayGodGoals
Letβs roleplay. Iβll be a vampire and suck you dry.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
