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iοΈ love asking if he wants to go eat bc heβs the plug on dining ideas.
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Getting a 1/4 for $30 because eaze is truly the plug
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accidentally made my phone think iβm blind now itβs impossible to setup
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my brother finally realizes why i said a puppy is a huge responsibility: she swallowed a sock and might need surgery already.
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@Animaldance How you doin today fam? Less fragile I hope.
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Lesson of the day: no matter how many times you feed it thru this printer is not gonna print on corrugated material
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The human body is fucking crazy and one day someone's here and the next they're not.
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@babysam00 puttininwerk
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Men swear they're freaks but won't even let u spit their own cum back into their mouth
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YEA MY DICK SMALL BUT YOU KNOW WHATS EVEN SMALLER??? MY WILL TO LIVE
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My dad came home w/his friend perked, I'm watching Miss Peregrine's when he suddenly noticed and yelled "WHY IS SAMUEL L. EATING EYEBALLS"
...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
