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🥕Haley Stewart🥕
@HaleyCarrots
“Being a skeleton isn’t a job,” my 3yo just told me. I’m not sure exactly what she means but it sounds wise.
11 Nov 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote “Being a skeleton isn’t a job,” my 3yo just told me. I’m not sure exactly what she means but it sounds wise. 😂
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🥕Haley Stewart🥕
@HaleyCarrots
Don’t forget to leave out cookies for Anne of Green Gables.
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01 Oct 21
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🥕Haley Stewart🥕
@HaleyCarrots
We can't wait! twitter.com/HaleyCarrots/s…
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03 Jul 21
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🥕Haley Stewart🥕
@HaleyCarrots
Almost 8yo wants her bday cake to be “solar system” themed which is the most homeschooly thing ever. 🪐
20 May 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Almost 8yo wants her bday cake to be “solar system” themed which is the most homeschooly thing ever. 🪐🤓
🥕Haley Stewart🥕
@HaleyCarrots
It’s Friday. Gonna make risotto and watch a movie with my kids. And more than 7% of adults in my county are vaccinated.
29 Jan 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote It’s Friday. Gonna make risotto and watch a movie with my kids. And more than 7% of adults in my county are vaccinated. 🙌
🥕Haley Stewart🥕
@HaleyCarrots
Please please please pray for a friend's daughter who is in the pediatric ICU for severe burns
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11 Jan 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Please please please pray for a friend's daughter who is in the pediatric ICU for severe burns 🙏🙏🙏
🥕Haley Stewart🥕
@HaleyCarrots
My daughters are doing the dishes while singing “it’s a hard knock life” rather pointedly
08 Jan 21
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🥕Haley Stewart🥕
@HaleyCarrots
Language warning! But mcsweeneys.net/articles/say-m…
11 Nov 20
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🥕Haley Stewart🥕
@HaleyCarrots
happy michaelmas to @HaleyCarrots ONLY
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29 Sep 20
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🥕Haley Stewart🥕
@HaleyCarrots
@joynessthebrave I’ve actually been pining for Scotland for months. But not fun fact: not many Catholic churches .
08 Jul 20
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🥕Haley Stewart🥕
@HaleyCarrots
I don’t know who needs to hear this but all the Wishbone episodes are on YouTube.
09 Apr 20
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊