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Hungover Barbie
@Hangover_Barbie
My friend once told me, "Every guy you meet will think about fucking you," and I swear that shit haunts me whenever I meet someone new.
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Hungover Barbie
@Hangover_Barbie
It's so weird for me to imagine being so comfortable with someone that them seeing you naked all the time is like no big deal.
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Hungover Barbie
@Hangover_Barbie
I absolutely love dreaming but I HATE when you wake up in the middle of a dream and never get to finish it, like abruptly ending a movie.
Hungover Barbie
@Hangover_Barbie
Living at home is also like redoing high school in the sense that I have to drunkenly sneak into my house without being caught.
Hungover Barbie
@Hangover_Barbie
I've been in such a "give me attention" mood for the past few days and that's SO not who I am.
Hungover Barbie
@Hangover_Barbie
Currently in group text: @Hangover_Barbie is sharing the worst dick pics she's ever received while @AllieTBauer is in church
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Hungover Barbie
@Hangover_Barbie
@SuitsandRye Haha oh, you're right on the money. That's not slightly too tall, that's perfection. Keep it up.
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Hungover Barbie
@Hangover_Barbie
I swear it's like it's against the law for a female to not want to be in a relationship.
Hungover Barbie
@Hangover_Barbie
Raise your hand if your employer doesn't give a fuck about this country's independence and you have to work tomorrow.
Hungover Barbie
@Hangover_Barbie
HAHA GO ASK SIRI WHAT 0 divided by 0 is ahh
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Hungover Barbie
@Hangover_Barbie
I tell myself I'm over my ex but then night time happens...
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
