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Duke students can program satellites but can't figure out which damn shower hook to hang their towel on so that everyone gets one
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Hayley
@Hayley_VF
And just like that, I'm ready for Duke football
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"Obama Removes All Funding For βAbstinence-Onlyβ Sex Education" shar.es/14D8xj via sharethis
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Hayley
@Hayley_VF
After sex she was like "what are we?" I was like "probably parents cause I didn't pull out "
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Hayley
@Hayley_VF
Crying pic.twitter.com/kBhGSFpYIN
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@Hayley_VF
Everybody who has made a hack joke about gluten should have to spend a day feeling what it's like to eat gluten when you have celiacs
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Hayley
@Hayley_VF
Y'all are really not properly taking advantage of it can be utilized for all kinds of filth
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" 'Make Me' hours"
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Jalen Hurd's third TD of the half? pic.twitter.com/S4ClowX2oz
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@Hayley_VF
Kim Davis, May our Prayers be you're pillow as you sleep the sleep of the Righteous, imprisoned by Obama's gay storm troopers. #Jeb
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Hayley
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@cparrottSQUAWK @Kdcody96 I was gonna tell you this yesterday and I forgot
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
