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Portchani.
@HeyitsPortchani
adulting is ur roommates coming in your room at night while ur sleeping to turn off the light bc we can barely afford the electric bill
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Portchani.
@HeyitsPortchani
Do you see how close these chopsticks are to each other? That's how close I am to dropping out of college
Retweet of status by @chewiizaa
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Portchani.
@HeyitsPortchani
So broke, but Flume's in LA this week
Portchani.
@HeyitsPortchani
You know you're fucked when you have a million things to do before 5am
Retweet of status by @brinungaray
Portchani.
@HeyitsPortchani
going through my mid year crisis, per usual
Portchani.
@HeyitsPortchani
customer: "oh what's ur major"
"I'm a double major in business & psychology"
customer: "so.. this is your 2nd time in college?"
#bitchwhet
"I'm a double major in business & psychology"
customer: "so.. this is your 2nd time in college?"
#bitchwhet
Portchani.
@HeyitsPortchani
uci sent out acceptance today go baby anteaters!!
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Portchani.
@HeyitsPortchani
Introducing my apartment mate Carahzy pic.twitter.com/DcBXCbc9zf
Retweet of status by @tootuurntnancy
Portchani.
@HeyitsPortchani
#forever(21)wedding Congrats @nikismith22, thanks for having us pic.twitter.com/0fXR65LtqU
Portchani.
@HeyitsPortchani
when bae is gone = a void even online shopping can't fix
Portchani.
@HeyitsPortchani
marvin hates bringing me food to work because he hates walking into the gym with bags of fast food
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
