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Ladybird
@InKairos
There's no football so I'm just gonna have to get slutty for you
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Ladybird
@InKairos
I WILL FIGHT FOR THE RIGHT TO POST GREEN PENISES!!!
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Ladybird
@InKairos
Orlando city lights pic.twitter.com/3nD6ZhjkHz
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Ladybird
@InKairos
sticks and stones wonβt actually break my bones because I grew up when big milk propaganda was at its height
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Ladybird
@InKairos
Relationships should be 50/50.... If she dresses like a snack you eat her like one
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Ladybird
@InKairos
Somewhere out there, thereβs a person wondering how many wieners they could fit in their mouth.
(a person)
(a person)
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Ladybird
@InKairos
Me: why is there a tomato on the train.
Kid : coz it's a subway.
Me : WhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAt pic.twitter.com/tu2cwOe4T7
Kid : coz it's a subway.
Me : WhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAt pic.twitter.com/tu2cwOe4T7
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Ladybird
@InKairos
I saw a butterfly today and whispered I miss you to it hoping it will fly to heaven and tell my loved ones.
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Ladybird
@InKairos
What do you do with a dead chemist?
You barium
You barium
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Ladybird
@InKairos
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
Dam
Dam
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Ladybird
@InKairos
Flamingos, pineapples and hibiscus, oh my! pic.twitter.com/rq0r56CUkc
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
