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Neil.
@ItnaCute
Similarity between GUN and CAMERA?
Both can shoot u and make u a memory
Both can shoot u and make u a memory
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Neil.
@ItnaCute
Twitter celebs chawli b maaren to minimum 50 rts
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Neil.
@ItnaCute
*girl died in an accident*
*her parents dressed her up before the funeral*
*Girl wakes up*
NAI IS DRESS ME NAI, YE PICHLY HAFTY PEHNA THA
*her parents dressed her up before the funeral*
*Girl wakes up*
NAI IS DRESS ME NAI, YE PICHLY HAFTY PEHNA THA
Neil.
@ItnaCute
Smokers should donate their lungs to govt. So that govt could squeeze the tar out of it. To complete pending road schemes of Pakistan
Neil.
@ItnaCute
Every Mom is a Doctor for her kids without MBBS degree
Neil.
@ItnaCute
Jumma Mubarak
Have a blessed Friday
#JummahMubarak
Have a blessed Friday
#JummahMubarak
Retweet of status by @Aisha_ShxShx
Neil.
@ItnaCute
She: kya kha ry o?
Me: Betel leaf stuffed with a mixture of areca nut, tobacco and mouth freshening spicesΒ
She: Kya?
Me: Paan
Me: Betel leaf stuffed with a mixture of areca nut, tobacco and mouth freshening spicesΒ
She: Kya?
Me: Paan
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Neil.
@ItnaCute
Goal is to be with someone who wants to see me in dupatta all the time!
Retweet of status by @Anna__says
Neil.
@ItnaCute
Glasses lgany se ap automatically parhaku, shareef aur cute lgny lg jaty hain. Isn't it amazing?
Retweet of status by @Anna__says
Neil.
@ItnaCute
Word: bigboss
Synonym: human version of kutton ki larrai
Synonym: human version of kutton ki larrai
Neil.
@ItnaCute
RT this tweet and i will ship you with someone.
Retweet of status by @Stfubaby__
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
