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@JDon1357
Meal prepped for 3 days but I couldn't do more cus I ran out of bloody containers and uni halls never give enough fridge space
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Jess
@JDon1357
Don't waste your money on Batman Vs Superman. It's the worst superhero movie I've seen after Green Lantern #disappointed
Jess
@JDon1357
In the future I'd like to be able to have intellectual conversations with my wife. Looks are hot, but brains is sexy
Jess
@JDon1357
A random number just called me and had the computer aided voice say a whole verse of Adele - Hello looool ffs
Jess
@JDon1357
Real tears pic.twitter.com/z4TQ03VykE
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@JDon1357
How do uni students have enough money to do secret Santa leaveeeee it
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@JDon1357
Why are so many people going home this weekend?! My parents don't even want me back
Jess
@JDon1357
Need to pack my suitcase
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@JDon1357
All the boys except me and @NickKerai are up in birms tonight turning up I hate exam season. #fomo
Jess
@JDon1357
Bought a Wahl clipper grade 0.5 for ยฃ2.55 lets see if my fades are gonna be out of this world
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
