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Jackie Michele Johnson
@Jackie_Michele
My husband sends me news articles he thinks I will like and I just think itโs so sweet that he thinks I subscribe to all these papers.
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Jackie Michele Johnson
@Jackie_Michele
God Bless laser hair removal. I know none of those pubes on the bathroom floor belong to me
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Jackie Michele Johnson
@Jackie_Michele
Beware.
Dogs, bruh... pic.twitter.com/yEs1IBq8tR
Dogs, bruh... pic.twitter.com/yEs1IBq8tR
Retweet of status by @RexChapman
Jackie Michele Johnson
@Jackie_Michele
I have to tell yโall @ThatBenSheehan called The Masked singer reveal. Heโs good at everything and itโs so annoying
Jackie Johnson
@Jackie_Michele
Fine, lโll be the one to say it: broccoli gets cold way too damn fast.
Jackie Johnson
@Jackie_Michele
Iโm so proud of how much money I save always having ugly shitty nails.
Jackie Johnson
@Jackie_Michele
Sometimes I feel like my mind is slipping, but then I recite Whatโs your Fantasy by Ludacris without missing a beat.
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Jackie Johnson
@Jackie_Michele
WedMD doesn't have any information on what I'm convinced I have, POODLE FEVER.
Jackie Johnson
@Jackie_Michele
Which Stormy is your fave: The porn actress or Kylieโs newborn?
Jackie Johnson
@Jackie_Michele
Quits Facebook and Snapchat; spends double the amount of time on Insta and Twitter to compensate
Jackie Johnson
@Jackie_Michele
Life is short and has no guarantees. Add avocado to everything and buy that lipstick you convinced yourself is "too weird."
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
