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Jared McCauley
@JaredCOOLWHP
Often I ponder, why do I bother.
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Jared McCauley
@JaredCOOLWHP
If your phone is in your hand during hangout, you better be lookin for some cool shit for us to do.
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Jared McCauley
@JaredCOOLWHP
Kinda want a relationship.
But
Kinda like not caring who I fart around.
But
Kinda like not caring who I fart around.
Jared McCauley
@JaredCOOLWHP
Someone that wants to see you as much as you wanna see them.
Jared McCauley
@JaredCOOLWHP
THIS IS THE KIND OF FRIEND I AM pic.twitter.com/IxR6ujT8jw
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Jared McCauley
@JaredCOOLWHP
@awecoupIes @xotwodkitkat do you not see a perfectly good sidewalk to the left of her?
Jared McCauley
@JaredCOOLWHP
I wish all of my girlfriends could just get along with each other.
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Jared McCauley
@JaredCOOLWHP
I gotta stop swiping my credit card like I'm Bill Gates.
Jared McCauley
@JaredCOOLWHP
The man on the escalator was so confused I can't.. pic.twitter.com/W5OjqxTZ5v
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Jared McCauley
@JaredCOOLWHP
Customer: are you even old enough to work here?
Me: yes I'm 22 !
Customer: oh I didn't know Starbucks hired liars.
Me:
Me: yes I'm 22 !
Customer: oh I didn't know Starbucks hired liars.
Me:
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Jared McCauley
@JaredCOOLWHP
It's never too late to live out your dreams pic.twitter.com/dKVMOmVpHL
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
