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JayeBird_
@JayeBird_
Very proud to be British. I must say
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JayeBird_
@JayeBird_
The attention is just
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JayeBird_
@JayeBird_
Why is it so, a kiss from a stranger is stronger then lips you know
JayeBird_
@JayeBird_
My dads a snake as well. Telling them I was at home.
JayeBird_
@JayeBird_
And I got ID'd. Suck on that bitches!
JayeBird_
@JayeBird_
my iMac isn't switching on.
JayeBird_
@JayeBird_
Go home & fry some plantain.
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JayeBird_
@JayeBird_
RT @KeelaSlimmaz: @JayeBird_ they still taste nice - Flea bag. You ate them off the floor.
JayeBird_
@JayeBird_
there's still alcohol in my system. Yucckkkk
JayeBird_
@JayeBird_
Ah.. Its so scary when someone sleeps with their eyes open & you can just see their eyes moving about
JayeBird_
@JayeBird_
I like this emoji .. I just wanna start singing "The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire.." everytime I see it. LOL not too sure why.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
