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Snoring Lama
@Jazz_agre
Me: #alexa give me applause
Alexa: #nahidungi
Alexa: #nahidungi
Retweet of status by @i_shugar_
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Snoring Lama
@Jazz_agre
He - Your mole is anmole
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She (nazi) - Itβs grammatically incorrect
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She (nazi) - Itβs grammatically incorrect
Retweet of status by @gaurav_jain13
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Snoring Lama
@Jazz_agre
Me: I am invisible.
Him: Really?
Me: Can you see me?
Him: Yeah!
Me: Then how about tomorrow night?
*Awkward silence*
Him: Really?
Me: Can you see me?
Him: Yeah!
Me: Then how about tomorrow night?
*Awkward silence*
Jazz Agre
@Jazz_agre
Oh India media ! you be so predictable pic.twitter.com/t8BvU0jfIi
Retweet of status by @KyaUkhaadLega
Snoring Lama
@Jazz_agre
Beard is to boys what make up is to girls
Retweet of status by @FranticLadki
Snoring Lama
@Jazz_agre
He - Iβm drowning
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Me - K K K
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He - What the hell?
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Me - Dubte to 3K ka sahara Maybe!!!
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Me - K K K
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He - What the hell?
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Me - Dubte to 3K ka sahara Maybe!!!
Retweet of status by @NazaakatWali
Snoring Lama
@Jazz_agre
@FranticLadki @Patel2Mehta Surry
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Snoring Lama
@Jazz_agre
When you just farted and don't want ki tumhari gf k naak k baal jal jaye pic.twitter.com/7Mr1Y9pP6p
Retweet of status by @TheHonestCon
Snoring Lama
@Jazz_agre
You know i can waste my whole day listening to songs, whole day just songs
Retweet of status by @_Muriel_Bing
Snoring Lama
@Jazz_agre
He - What would be like to drink?
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She - Apple flavoured 6 large Brazzers for me
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He - What the fuck?
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She - Breezers yaar...fuck typo
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She - Apple flavoured 6 large Brazzers for me
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He - What the fuck?
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She - Breezers yaar...fuck typo
Retweet of status by @gaurav_jain13
Snoring Lama
@Jazz_agre
- Kid's Drop links in DM
- Adult mark Cc
- Legend RT own Tweet pic.twitter.com/wAQTKUQD6u
- Adult mark Cc
- Legend RT own Tweet pic.twitter.com/wAQTKUQD6u
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
