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Jordan
@Jordan_Noon
Find it pretty creepy that as soon as I get in my car my phone tells me how long it will take me to get to work... Like how and why
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Jordan
@Jordan_Noon
Crug ate his Β£60 fine in front off the police for drinking on the street and now doesn't know how to pay it
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Jordan
@Jordan_Noon
Buzzing to stay in CitizenM and a night out in Glasgow at the end of the month
Jordan
@Jordan_Noon
@RJ0hnston1872 just like anything else though, couple of weeks and they'll be back to talking about the kardashians etc
Jordan
@Jordan_Noon
Cops these days smh pic.twitter.com/gLtw4iEJOZ
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Jordan
@Jordan_Noon
Mr. Moseby on some other shit pic.twitter.com/SqXqLkVSUv
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Jordan
@Jordan_Noon
Celtic back in the day..
pic.twitter.com/xYFAhyPnP4
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Jordan
@Jordan_Noon
Had to kick a guy out our college group chat cos he was trying to sell us fake MK bags "Β£50 each or 2 for Β£80... Genuine leather"
Jordan
@Jordan_Noon
it's beyond me how people can be pure fluent in more than two languages man studied French aw through school n aw a can say is we
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Jordan
@Jordan_Noon
Just reading the reviews for my hotel in ibiza, buzzing like pic.twitter.com/PdTmzKdin4
Jordan
@Jordan_Noon
Dugs getting put down the day n ma maw has uploaded 282 photos onto fb "best dog in the world"As ye can guess she's no handling it well
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
