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Jordanβ‘οΈ
@Jordanisfreshh
Brandon and I are going out in public together tonight for the first time #2yearslater
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Jordanβ‘οΈ
@Jordanisfreshh
When Basement is coming back to Portland but they're opening for TFB and you wanna die because fuck TFB
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Jordanβ‘οΈ
@Jordanisfreshh
One more month of purple then I'm back to normal #ripmyhair
Jordanβ‘οΈ
@Jordanisfreshh
Well that wasn't the reply I wanted pic.twitter.com/kWRPTDpWo0
Jordanβ‘οΈ
@Jordanisfreshh
AT LEAST I CAN CONCEAL THE BAG UNDER MY EYES WTH MY NEW SHAPE TAPE AND CORRECTING PALETTE I SPENT TOO MUCH ON LOL
Jordanβ‘οΈ
@Jordanisfreshh
she wins Halloween pic.twitter.com/0RxGtz52Zk
Retweet of status by @FemalePains
Jordanβ‘οΈ
@Jordanisfreshh
If I had a dollar for every time I lost a ball off my nipple rings or septum rings
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Jordanβ‘οΈ
@Jordanisfreshh
"I'm getting so many booty calls tonight" "happy Independence Day" #shitmyksays
Jordanβ‘οΈ
@Jordanisfreshh
Drunk BeyoncΓ© is my mood for summer 16 pic.twitter.com/pAttbdnYtG
Retweet of status by @FirstWorldPains
Jordanβ‘οΈ
@Jordanisfreshh
Only in Boise to drop ikea furniture off for my sister.... I bought the wrong color and now have to start all over again
Jordanβ‘οΈ
@Jordanisfreshh
"I'm cold" "put pants on" "no it's okay I'll take a dab and forget about being cold instead"
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
