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Keaton Patti
@KeatonPatti
Describe your favorite 1983 Nena song using only emojis. I'll start:
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Keaton Patti
@KeatonPatti
The same ages pic.twitter.com/aUU499MLYR
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Keaton Patti
@KeatonPatti
wtf I told my mom to get me the Lady Gaga Oreos and she got me these!!!! pic.twitter.com/Htk9GhqtN7
Keaton Patti
@KeatonPatti
And if you want more bot writing, check out the book! Order it now and get it by Xmas! Link in bio pic.twitter.com/31N8zQKsEh
Keaton Patti
@KeatonPatti
So true!!! pic.twitter.com/pacgokS8AN
Keaton Patti
@KeatonPatti
@MikeSkulsky Thanks for getting it!! Hope you like it
Keaton Patti
@KeatonPatti
@neiltyson When I sold you that lamp, I told you to NEVER turn it on with your brain!!! THE DEAL IS OFF NEIL!!!!
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Keaton Patti
@KeatonPatti
Who called it the sex offender registry instead of the pedo-files???
Keaton Patti
@KeatonPatti
*I see BeyoncΓ© on TV*
*I nudge my friend sitting next to me*
Me: I have the same number of hours in a day as her.
My Friend: Whoa.
*I nudge my friend sitting next to me*
Me: I have the same number of hours in a day as her.
My Friend: Whoa.
Keaton Patti
@KeatonPatti
The guy who created Keebler? Now there's an elf-made millionaire.
Keaton Patti
@KeatonPatti
Most of you act like if Lizzo killed your parents you'd be all, "OMG OMG OMG I'm gonna get to meet Lizzo at the trial!!! "
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
